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  • Avicebron 33 minutes ago
    Isn't Tesla trying to be SpaceX's vertically integrated robotics division? My gut feeling says they are trying to move out of the EV business as crazy as that may seem to us normals.
    • matthewdgreen 27 minutes ago
      Being in the EV business means having to accept predictable revenues that then tie to more predictable stock prices. Being in the business of "some future technology" doesn't.
      • stymaar 3 minutes ago
        The big problem for Tesla is that they cannot sustain their valuation from the car manufacturing business. There's a perpetual need to justify why Tesla should be valued an order of magnitude more than other automakers. Selling the dream of future profit is Tesla's main business.
    • yoyohello13 1 minute ago
      That roadster demo proved to me they are not serious about making EVs anymore. Strapping rockets to a car makes an interesting spectacle, but is utterly impractical for a real consumer vehicle.
    • martythemaniak 29 minutes ago
      Not crazy at all. Tesla gave up being a car company a few years ago, but there's lot of inertia and the 3 and Y are still competitive products in the marketplace.
      • slowin 24 minutes ago
        Crazy that they have a $1.4T market cap while having given up their entire business (which was never worth a fraction of that anyway).
        • judge2020 4 minutes ago
          I think the market is mainly banking on Robotaxi being nationwide in 5 years, and Optimus being ready in 10.

          For robotaxi, the last 2 years has shown us that FSD 14 has solved the really hard parts of autonomy, so the next logical step is some percentage of people deciding not to own their next car and instead only getting around by Robotaxi.

          This is not a bad play by the market. They're poised to redirect a large amount of the existing cash that people are currently paying to (A) own a car, (B) pay interest on the loan, and (C) pay for car insurance. And C does not carry meaningful risk as autonomous vehicles are de-facto safer drivers.

          Then the market is kind of putting their faith in giving Tesla 10 years to apply the same playbook to humanoid robots and all of the jobs that that _could_ replace (remains to be seen how capable they can actually make it and what the economics will look like).

          • gordon_freeman 0 minutes ago
            Waymo is far ahead of them in execution and actually getting people around in major cities. Tesla Robotaxi is still just a concept.
          • flyinglizard 2 minutes ago
            Safer drivers I believe, but how do you get around the uncapped liability the service provider carries if someone gets hurt?
        • buran77 20 minutes ago
          Their charging network and carbon credits revenue were probably the more valuable parts of the company. Tesla's current promise and foundation for that valuation is that they'll deliver fully autonomous driving.

          But Musk has enough avenues to spin things left and right and bury any losses in the process his DOGE assault helped a lot bury some things already) so he'll do that. He's a showman and he'll manage to steal the show for as long as it takes.

    • slowin 26 minutes ago
      It’s especially crazy since they sell cars and do not sell robots. Both of Musk’s public companies are little more than financial fraud. That the SEC allows any of this gives me zero confidence in the entire market.
      • mschuster91 17 minutes ago
        > That the SEC allows any of this gives me zero confidence in the entire market.

        It will be truly nasty for the next President. All of this shit is going to blow up hard, even worse than 2007 was. With any luck, it will blow up during Trump's final months, but in the truly worst case it will collapse during the early time of whoever the next President is, which means no matter who gets the job will get smoked in the 2030 midterms - in turn ending up like Obama who didn't have a majority of his own for six years (or, in the even worse case, end up like Biden who didn't survive the reelection against someone as unlikeable as Trump).

        • parineum 11 minutes ago
          Obama didn't do much with his two years of majority anyway.

          Plus, president's don't usually have more than two years of majority.

        • kraken_cult 15 minutes ago
          The cynic in me would say, "all according to plan", it will be right before the new house and senate are going to roll out universal healthcare or something equally good for the average person. Better to get head of it before that happens.
      • enaaem 13 minutes ago
        Hyundai has been making robots for decades. Imagine the hype if Tesla did half the things Hyundai is doing.
    • alpha_squared 28 minutes ago
      Pretending Tesla isn't a car company and SpaceX isn't a satellite services company (Internet, maybe mobile) is wild stuff. The only real profits are from those traditional industries. All the sci-fi hype is for investors and fanatics.
      • kevin_thibedeau 23 minutes ago
        Those are just side projects. SpaceX is now an AI company. All their phony future revenue projections are dependent on magic numbers cooked up by a drug addict who convinces people to believe his stream of lies.
      • jordanb 26 minutes ago
        Value the company by the sizzle not the steak. And before it fails completely fold it into the next grift. Sounds far fetched but it's been working for Elon for years.
        • malfist 23 minutes ago
          Anyone with half a brain can see him stacking his house of cards higher and higher, but yet the market and investors love him.

          You can't tell me there's a rational reason there's a common headline of Tesla missing forecast and guidance but still going up after earning report

    • Zigurd 4 minutes ago
      It's not "crazy," it's flim flam. It's what Elizabeth Holmes would've look like had she bought a health tech firm before starting the Thernos scam so she could pump her stock to a P/E ratio over 300 instead of scamming naïve noob tech investors.
    • aNoob7000 19 minutes ago
      The problem I see is with focus. Elon/Tesla seems to go after the next big thing every couple of years without a real plan.

      I'm surprised that the markets have given Elon the amount of slack he's gotten. Once you merge Tesla into SpaceX, what's the plan? Tesla can't seem to roll out new vehicles with different body styling. Is robotics or AI the next big thing? What will happen to their car business? Will it just be CyberCabs? Will they become a mobile phone carrier?

      The list of questions goes on and on. All this feels like a YC company looking for a new line of business because they just figured out their current line of business isn't all that great.

      • ForHackernews 5 minutes ago
        Neuralink brain uploads! Preorder now for immortality!
    • notatoad 29 minutes ago
      is this something that's actually happening, or just something elon told investors at his optimus event with the obviously fake robots a couple years ago?
    • __MatrixMan__ 7 minutes ago
      Musk's companies are good at entering a stagnated industry and proving that it can work better if radically changed. But once the new concept is proved, they seem kinda spent, a pivot makes sense to me.

      It'll be interesting to see if they can do well in places where there aren't a bunch of stagnant incumbents to upset. I'm sure Musk would love to edgelord his way through a conversation where he offends a bunch of people by implying that they have been doing asteroid mining all wrong, those idiots, and then go prove himself right, but there's just nobody doing that.

    • mschuster91 22 minutes ago
      > My gut feeling says they are trying to move out of the EV business as crazy as that may seem to us normals.

      It's not that crazy. The last new release of a truly mainstream car was the Model 3 a decade ago. Anything ever since has been facelifts and the ill-fated Cybercuck.

      The major problem Tesla faces is that on the one side their brand image is in the gutters and has been for years and on the other side, "established" car companies finally have brought competitive cars to the market at relevant scale. They'll need to invest a lot of money to develop a new model from scratch with a high chance of not making back the money.

      • lotsofpulp 2 minutes ago
        $100 per month in a $40k vehicle that allows it to drive sufficiently well 99% of the time such that it reduces driver stress and liability is worth something.
    • thinkingtoilet 28 minutes ago
      It's not crazy at all. Elon, in all his genius, built up an EV company and then alienated the core demographic for his product. They tried to salvage it with a wildly over-priced, virtue-signaling "truck" and that didn't work. There are literally millions and millions of Americans who would have other wise loved to buy a Tesla but will never buy one because of Elon. They have to pivot.
  • martincsweiss 19 minutes ago
    There's too many confounders to say that JB Straubel is the cause.

    Examples: Covid controversies around musk in 2020, Twitter acquisition in 2022, Musk becoming the world richest person in 2021

  • xqcgrek2 28 minutes ago
    Tesla is one china EV tariff away from bankruptcy
  • 0xy 27 minutes ago
    Cybercab seems to have had a very promising start, metrics are good. This seems far more of a political hate piece than one based on any data.
    • Levitating 25 minutes ago
      Isn't it completely overshadowed by Waymo? From what I've heard Waymo is more profitable and has substantially fewer accidents due to better technology.
      • mbajkowski 9 minutes ago
        Tesla has had a massive surge in cybercabs in Austin over the last few weeks. I would venture to say they have surpassed the number of Waymos over here. Don't have any numbers to back this up though. As for being profitable, it seems the cost of a cybercab should be much less than a Waymo.
      • CrimsonRain 3 minutes ago
        Did you take a look at amount of money waymo is losing let alone profit?

        Unsupervised robotaxi has lower (at fault) accidents than unsupervised waymo.

        All notable cybercab accidents have been done by remote driving.

        The only thing waymo have are - large fleet thus large miles/week - many cities

        In last week or so, Tesla went from tiny to equal/more than waymo in Austin seemingly in just a few days.

        They'll do that in other cities too in due time.

      • ftchd 17 minutes ago
        There always gonna be both Pepsi and Cola.
        • grandpajoey 8 minutes ago
          Except I can go to the store and buy a Coke and a Pepsi. Musk’s vaporware doesn’t actually exist in the market.
      • DoesntMatter22 14 minutes ago
        Waymo isn't profitable at all. It's a massive money loser. And in some cities Tesla is nearly at parity
      • strulovich 18 minutes ago
        If a few things work out for Tesla they can do overshadow Waymo very quickly.

        Waymo’s entire fleet is estimated at about 6000 cars. Tesla produces this many cars in a little over a day.

        The cybercab is also likely to end up costing 1/10th of a Waymo car

        It’s not that Tesla is winning here. But the economics of their solution can totally tilt the entire market in the future.

        • ben_w 7 minutes ago
          > If a few things work out for Tesla they can do overshadow Waymo very quickly.

          If.

          I've been reading the same thing each year since basically the first version of Tesla's car AI. I'm sure I've even written similar things.

    • grandpajoey 6 minutes ago
      The Cybercab has not had a promising start. Years behind schedule, available nowhere and Musk has negative brand value. Another DOA Tesla scam.
    • jazzypants 19 minutes ago
      There are millions of Americans like me who will never step foot in one because of their association with Elon Musk.

      That's an insane negative attribute that Waymo doesn't have to worry about. I hate the Alphabet guys too, but not to the same extent of completely boycotting all their products (yet).

      • losvedir 3 minutes ago
        Speaking as someone who follows the NFL, people will forgive all kinds of horrendous behavior if the player's team is winning. It's easy to say things in the abstract like "won't buy a Tesla" because most people aren't really shopping for a car all that often. But if the cybertaxi works and is cheap, then I would guess a lot of people won't be sticking to their proclaimed values. That said, I have my doubts that cybercab will really work all that well.
        • jazzypants 0 minutes ago
          I was a Cleveland Browns fans for literally my entire life until they signed Deshaun Watson. I watched every single game, but now I haven't watched a game in like four years. I was already concerned about the effects of CTE, but I couldn't go on cheering a team that signed a rapist.

          You should surround yourself with people who are willing to stand up for their convictions.

      • parineum 6 minutes ago
        > There are millions of Americans like me who will never step foot in one because of their association with Elon Musk.

        You guys have to realize at some point that you're not a significant part of the market. There are a lot of people who don't particularly like musk but the amount that would never use a cybercab isn't a significant part of a 300m person market.

        • jazzypants 4 minutes ago
          Yeah, sure. That's why Tesla sales have fallen for two consecutive years ever since he exposed himself as a fascist. You keep telling yourself that, buddy.
    • underseacables 22 minutes ago
      It was very strange, in the beginning people celebrated Tesla, they raved about it, the sales were great, but then as soon as the politics got involved, suddenly it's all turned negative.
      • y0ssar1an 5 minutes ago
        Elon's cognitive decline from drug addiction affected both his business and political decision making. pre-ketamine Elon delivered the Falcon 9, Model 3/Y, and Starlink. post-ketamine Elon gave us Cybertruck, Starship (aka the SpaceX Cybertruck), and a bunch of fake products like the flying roadster, humanoid robots, and Cybercab.
      • MrBuddyCasino 16 minutes ago
        Almost as if journalists were paid partisan hacks.
        • lanstin 11 minutes ago
          The early Tesla fans are politically engaged woke people. Having to settle for new Leaf now but in some ways it’s nicer than Model 3. And more friendly to my kids networks of ethnically diverse trans and queer friends and partners. And less scary for the many immigrant communities in my neighborhood.
  • sowhat1 14 minutes ago
    Exceptional success is both timing and having an exceptional team. But yea, let's keep attributing it to great man theory, because that's more digestible and people like to mythologize a single person.
  • ckdarby 22 minutes ago
    Is this a paid piece behind the scenes by JB Straubel? It reads exactly as someone who was paid or got exclusive access to write something to over highlight someone.
  • troupo 31 minutes ago
    Elon had an insane talent of finding the right people with wild moonshot ideas to run his companies while he was getting the credit and the limelight.

    Then he got older, got into politics and fully bought into the marketing about himself. He thinks he's a genius and that everything he touches turns to gold.

    Well... Turns out stuff works as long as he is out of the loop and doesn't make any direct decisions.

    • swiftcoder 18 minutes ago
      > Turns out stuff works as long as he is out of the loop and doesn't make any direct decisions

      This is not unique to Musk - many tech CEOs learn this the hard way when they start meddling in the day-to-day. Bezos built an empire, but the projects he took personal control of (like FirePhone) tended to be unmitigated disasters.

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  • jdross 27 minutes ago
    FSD that actually works and the massively popular in live markets robotaxi service are the obvious answer to “big-deal things that came after this CTO left”

    $2B cybertruck failure barely registers vs how impactful FSD has been on model Y / 3 sales. Tesla is supply constrained again, with multi-month waits for the model Y L edition

    • myvoiceismypass 14 minutes ago
      Your massively popular robotaxi is years behind Waymo. Years.
    • malfist 19 minutes ago
      So massively popular Tesla doesn't disclose how many rides it does?